Вот нашли список очепяток и ошибок в резюме:
(надо пойти свое прочитать еще раз 🙂
“I am a rabid typist.”
Cover letter: “Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!”
“I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy.”
“Reason for leaving: It involved the Inland Revenue and Interpol.”
“Proven ability to track down and correct erors.”
“Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.”
“As indicted, I have over five years of experience analysing investments.”
“Accounting Cleric.”
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for North West chain store.”
“Education: Curses in Liberal Arts, curses in Computer Science, curses in Accounting.”
“After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work.”
“Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.”
“Achievements: oversight of entire department.”
“Work history: Performed brain wave tests, 1879-1981.”
“References: None, I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.”
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